I swear this is taking place to me yet again. Just when I thought things were improving, here we are right back where we started. It's like a broken record. Seriously, I'm starting to feel check here like giving up.
- Perhaps it's time change my routine
- Surely this is a dream
- This calls for a celebration (of sorts)
Can You Imagine What Just Happened!
I just saw the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A bird was dancing in the air. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.
People were pointing and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!
You Won't Trust This!
Wowzers! This is totally crazy. My neighbor was walking down the street and out of nowhere a herd of geese came out over a building. They were running all over the place, and cars were confused. It was absolute chaos! It was so wild I had to share this crazy story with you guys.
I Refuse to Believe What I See
It all started with a weird event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw slacked in utteramazement.
I couldn't wrap my head around what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a science fiction novel. This can't be real, right? It has to be a hallucination.
Could it be I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?
This Is Unbelievable!
My friends won't believe this just occurred. Seriously, I think I'm going to lose consciousness! Everything was just so wild.
- I can't even
- Like, for real
- I'm going to have to write this down
See ya later! You won't believewhat comes up!
This Totally Boggles My Mind
Seriously, what I'm hearing is just unfathomable. I attempt to understanding it, but it's like decifering hieroglyphics. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.
- Should I re-read what I've been told?